Joke

[dollybird72]

Subject: Tony Blair is Depressed!<br>
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A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual."<br>
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After a short while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him between the lines of stopped cars. He rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"<br>
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The constable replied "Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories; about why we went to war in<br>
Iraq, or that there is no pensions crisis, or the worsening economy, or that constant adding of stealth taxes, or that his education reforms are going to do any good, or that the health service is safe in his hands, or<br>
that immigration is under control, or that he is not George Bush's lapdog or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends, or that his chairmanship of the European Community hasn't<br>
just led to more power being surrendered to the French.... So we're taking up collection for him."<br>
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Thoughtfully, the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"<br>
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"About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning........"<br>
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[Carsreunited]

lol. I like that one.<br>
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This has been doing the rounds. It's strangely hypnotic.<br>
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BTW (Its safe to open at home)<br>
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If he gets stuck, just click on him and throw him.<br>
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<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... eunited</A> at: 2/5/06 7:42 pm<br></i>

[Sprint36]

What's more fun is to click on his head when he gets stuck, then drag him to a suitable position and smack his head repeatedly off one of the balls.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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David

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[alun n]

Shame there isn't a blair version!<br>
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prescott of course would need smaller balls and bigger gaps...and probably make a mess after a long drop!

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[tinweevil]

Ah the thought of the hypocritical thug coming to a messy end. Let me savor that mental picture for a few minutes....<br>
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Typo btw Alun itym bliar<br>
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Julian

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[Jon Tilson]

that blair then? I thought it bore some resemblance to him or that man that isnt will smith in men in black...<br>
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I know it wasnt prezza or that other knobhead with the identity card fixation...<br>
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Poetic justice isnt it...<br>
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Jonners

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[jeffclane]

I noticed today on my calendar that the 8th May is victory day in France. Now, i'm confused, surely thats a mistake!<br>
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Jeff

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[george]

it's for the students ....

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