What to cook when you don't have a clue

[PurpleBargeKen]

Dress badly, smear dirt on your face and hands, shuffle about a bit, act chronically pissed and hang round Kent*cky Fried Chicken Parts at the end of the evening, same applies for various sandwich bars, etc, etc as they used to give away what they had left over or just out of date to the local 'rough sleepers' aka tramps. Shouldn't be too difficult.

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[2F45T4U]

I can imagine the disadvantages of being classed as a bum far far far outweight the bennefits <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[alun n]

Have you started practicing yet?<br>
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Trust me<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> , all you need is one good meal to start with; you can easily get through 3 or 4 before they start to get to know that's ALL you can cook (and get to know each other!)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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