Never knew radios like this were made!

[alun n]

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[dollybird72]

Oh Adam it's worse than that!<br>
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You know you are getting old when: -<br>
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* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.<br>
* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.<br>
* You can live without sex, but not without glasses.<br>
* Your back goes out more than you do.<br>
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.<br>
* You buy a compass for the dash of your car.<br>
* You are proud of your lawn mower.<br>
* Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.<br>
* Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.<br>
* You sing along with the elevator music.<br>
* You would rather go to work than stay home sick.<br>
* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.<br>
* You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.<br>
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.<br>
* People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"<br>
* You answer a question with "Because I said so!"<br>
* The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.<br>
* You take a metal detector to the beach.<br>
* You wear black socks with sandals.<br>
* You know what the word equity means.<br>
* You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.<br>
* Your ears are hairier than your head.<br>
* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.<br>
* You get into a heated argument about pension plans.<br>
* You got cable for the weather channel.<br>
* You start admiring the cardigans in the window of Dunn & Co.<br>
* You actually look forward to an early night.<br>
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Or, in the words of Purple Ronnie <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>you know that you are getting old and things are turning rotten, when hair starts falling off your head and growing on your bottom" <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... ybird72</A> at: 26/5/06 10:03 am<br></i>