The Triumph Dolomite Club - EzBoard Archive

When you keep all those old car mags for their "handy hints and tips", you can never find the "handy hint and tip" that you require.<br>
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You can never find the right tool/screw/nail/clip that you want out of the hundreds that you've got.<br>
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There is always something better that comes along, for less money, shortly after you've brought it.<br>
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There is always too much month/week left at the end of your money.<br>
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That carton of milk that had the "oh so tight" top on it when you left the shop, always mysteriously works loose when it is sitting in the boot of your car, the little foil top manages to raise itself up a little, and lo and behold ...... well you probably all know the rest<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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It's lovely and sunny while you are at work, and it rains when you are at home.<br>
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And finally ........ Does anybody ever manage to go out in their Triumph without finding that there is something else that needs fixing ...... because I sure as hell don't seem to be able to <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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it isn't necesarily a Triumph Debs...<br>
Its called a car...<br>
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I cant think of the last time I drove one where there wasnt something wrong with it...<br>
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Bit like women really...<br>
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Jonners

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<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Bit like women really.............<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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<!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">Everything they say</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>
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by Anon<br>
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<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... ybird72</A> at: 30/5/06 11:51 am<br></i>

Women of course always have the last word in an argument; anything the man utters after that is apparently the start of the next one!

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...... And men should know better than to try and start an argument ......... cause they never usually win <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Anyway, I didn't start this thread to slag off the faults and merits of men (and women)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

<p>Debs</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... club>Dolly Bird</A> at: 30/5/06 2:53 pm<br></i>

can't argue with any of it ( have a girlfriend so would be told I was wrong either way! ) <br>
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You ever find that - those of us sadists willing to keep multiple elderly members of the auto ( Triumph for example ) fraternity from the crusher have all of them pack up at the same time.... sometimes aided and abetted by a third party for sure - but still changing your 'driveway of classics' into a 'un-licensed scrap dealership' in one disastrous week or so........<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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Your not my new next door neighbour by any chance? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I will refrain from saying I beat the wife once a week to keep her inline as she has access to a computer whilst she is away.<br>
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If you are going to die can I have your cars? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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I have a feeling I'll be buried with them! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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Can I have your dog?<br>
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Surely your Mrs won't put Sukey under the patio with you?<br>
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PS What is your e-mail address? Found a really cool picture of a dog just like Sukey who was a Spitfire mascot during WWII!

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Oi! That dog is mine! It owes me! Could have kidnapped her the other day, but didn't. That was nice of me wasn't it?<br>
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Jod

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Soapy hasn't caught up with me yet.....!<br>
Last time I leave the back door open someone left a big hole to fit in the door, more work! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
Susie, algtj@btinternetdotcom<br>
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The dog is the only thing that works properly at the moment! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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Sukey. Thats the name of my dog too. 15 year old Yorkshire Terrier cross. Ooooooh, weird.

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