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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:13 am 
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As I sat in the living room my 5 year-old shouted at me from the back door. "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said. Again, he shouted back. "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied. A few moments later my son appeared in the living room. "Dad, I've got dog sh*t all over my shoes."

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 2:47 pm 
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I've just bought shares in a cement factory in Devon. I've put my money in Brixham Mortar

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 11:30 am 
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Anyone bored today?? :D


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 6:18 am 
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I saw a blonde staring intently at a bottle of cordial. I asked her what she was doing. She said that the bottle said "Concentrate" on the label.

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Meetings have been suspended until a suitable venue has been found.
1972 Dolomite 1850 auto (NYE 751L - The rolling restoration)
2008 Citroën C4 Grand Picasso 2.0 HDi Exclusive (MA08 WCL - the modern)
1995 BMW 318i (M265 PNC - Project Bimmer, the weekend car)
2004 Vauxhall Corsa Design 16V (FE04 FKG - not mine! It lives!)
Former stable of SAY 414M (1974 Toledo), GRH 244D (1966 1300fwd), CDB 324L (1973 1500fwd), GGN 573J (1971 1500fwd), DCP 625S (1977 Dolomite 1300) & LCG 367N (1975 Dolomite Sprint) plus 5 Acclaims and that's just the Triumphs!

Check my blog at http://triumphtoledo.blogspot.com

"There is only one way to avoid criticsm: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing." Aristotle


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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I've just bought the latest, most expensive sex doll on the market, they even say you can't tell it from the real thing. It came yesterday, so I unpacked it, charged it up and switched it on. Guess what? She said she had a headache....

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:55 pm 
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Red-Tarmac-Road meets Grey-Tarmac-Road for an evening pint in the pub.

Just then Green-Tarmac-Road staggers in and spills Red-Tarmac-Road's beer all over the floor.

" Aren't you going to smack him" Grey-Tarmac-Road enquires ?

"No"; he says. "Not a chance."

"He's a cycle path "


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:46 am 
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In a similar vein:

Two cigarette packets are talking and one says to the other:
"Watch that green cigarette packet. He's menthol."

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Meetings have been suspended until a suitable venue has been found.
1972 Dolomite 1850 auto (NYE 751L - The rolling restoration)
2008 Citroën C4 Grand Picasso 2.0 HDi Exclusive (MA08 WCL - the modern)
1995 BMW 318i (M265 PNC - Project Bimmer, the weekend car)
2004 Vauxhall Corsa Design 16V (FE04 FKG - not mine! It lives!)
Former stable of SAY 414M (1974 Toledo), GRH 244D (1966 1300fwd), CDB 324L (1973 1500fwd), GGN 573J (1971 1500fwd), DCP 625S (1977 Dolomite 1300) & LCG 367N (1975 Dolomite Sprint) plus 5 Acclaims and that's just the Triumphs!

Check my blog at http://triumphtoledo.blogspot.com

"There is only one way to avoid criticsm: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing." Aristotle


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