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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:12 pm 
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There was somebody at the door. They were collecting for the local swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.
And what would be the joke?

Jeroen
In English, that reply comes out as "Yeah? Then what happened?" to draw attention politely to a not very funny one!

But on this thread, ANYTHING goes, awful Dad jokes are mainstream and no joke is too unfunny or politically incorrect to tell!

Steve

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:26 pm 
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There was somebody at the door. They were collecting for the local swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.
And what would be the joke?

Jeroen
In English, that reply comes out as "Yeah? Then what happened?" to draw attention politely to a not very funny one!

But on this thread, ANYTHING goes, awful Dad jokes are mainstream and no joke is too unfunny or politically incorrect to tell!

Steve
I could visualize and could imagen Dave was actually standing in his door with a bucket of water while reading his comment... hence my question...

Jeroen

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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It was an old Ken Goodwin joke. Here's another from the late great comdian himself:

A man took his hat back to the shop because he could hear music. The man at the shop did something and the music stopped.
"What did you do?"
"I took the band out."

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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I bought my wife a scarf for her birthday..... She took it back to the shop because it was to tight.

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