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 Post subject: Home Testing
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:56 am 
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1. Pour a large glass of red wine, try to smell it.

2. If you can smell the wine then drink it & see if you can taste it.

3. If you can taste & smell it confirms you don't have covid.

Last night I did the test 19 times, & all were negative, thank God.

Tonight I am going to do the test again, because this morning I woke with a headache & feel like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:25 pm 
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Location: NANTWICH.
Matt Hancock was visiting an old people’s home as a publicity stunt to show how sympathetic he was to the covid problem in the elderly.

He went up to an old lady in a wheelchair and said “ Do you know who I am?”

“No” she said “ but if you ask the nurse on the front desk she will tell you “

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 6:09 pm 
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The other day my friend said to me,
“What would you do if your internet history became public knowledge?”
“I’d probably have to leave home,” I replied.
“And where would you go?” he asked.
“Prison,” I said.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:49 pm 
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“Hello bartender”
“Good evening sir”
“Bartender, what’s the wi-fi password, please ?”
Bartender “you’ll have to buy a round of drinks first”
“OK, two single malts and three pints of heavy”
“There you go sir, £17.20 please”
Customer hands over £20 note, then
“Keep the change, now what is the password please ?”
Bartender “thank you sir, as for the password ‘you’ll have to buy a round of drinks first’....all lower case and no spaces”

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