A man goes to his doctor about his premature ejaculation. The doctor suggests that next time he's making love to his wife, he should make a sudden noise so that the fright will stop him in his tracks. Later on the man buys himself a starting pistol and keeps it at the side of the bed.
That night the man and his wife start to make love. They get into the "69" position and before long the man feels himself about to ejaculate so he grabs the starting pistol and pulls the trigger.
The next day, he's back at the doctor's.
"Doc, things are much worse. The wife p*ssed in my face, she bit my c*ck off and the next door neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands up."
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