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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:51 am 
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The bartender says "we don't serve time travelers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:48 am 
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I couldn't believe it when we were at a Halloween party this year, and this girl came up and loudly accused me of "Cultural Appropriation" just because of the Sioux-Indian costume I was wearing. Boy was my face red.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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Got stopped by the police who informed me of a thief operating in the area stealing car wheels and tyres. The tell me they are working tirelessly to find them

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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I served for nine years in the Services, and took frontline flak every single day... ...selling overpriced fuel, fags and bottles of Coke at Newport Pagnell.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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I warned my pyromaniac mate not to go on tinder.

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