A rabbi and a priest are involved in a head-on collision. Both cars are totally wrecked but the rabbi and priest walk away unscathed. The rabbi says.
"This is a sign from God. He intended for us to be friends." A whisky bottle rolls out from the wreckage undamaged. The priest picks it up.
"Let us seal our friendship with a drink." The priest opens the bottle and takes a swig. He offers it to the rabbi.
"No thanks. I'll wait until the police get here."
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