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Why can't there be just two days worth of good weather while I'm off? Is it too much to ask for?
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Daf managed to fit a 9 ft 2 inch front / rear brake pipe into a car with a 5 ft wheelbase. They seem to have fitted it's serpentine curves to the shell before attaching anything else. I now have to replace it. The bastards.
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A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white." Reminds the shop manager, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible," says the shop manager.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him...."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible," says the shop manager.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him...."

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I just had my third lunch of the day. Lunch is always better third time round...
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I really fancy some Singapore noodles from the local chinese take away. Ha, like that's going to happen 

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Woohoo this is my 6000th post. I didn't want to write something meaningless and trivial.
Ooops!
Ken
Ooops!

Ken
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Got my results today!!!!! I passed! Got a distinction at post grad level. Would be a 1st with honours at undergrad level. Am stunned and relieved all at the same time. Phew!
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Oh no, it's a rust bucket!

Congratulations Ken*
*since I'm not saying what the congratulations are for, that's not technically on topic Mi'lud

Congratulations Ken*
*since I'm not saying what the congratulations are for, that's not technically on topic Mi'lud

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I had a sucessful clear out today, bits for sale boxed, most of the bits for Project HL found tagged and boxed, vectra full of crap for the tip, big red bus has gone to the spray shop and the TC went on a breakdown free trip to winchester and back, its first day out this year.
also fixed the Jockey wheel on the boat trailer, boat engine back from the boat engine fixing bloke and started making a new enigine stand for boat engine, all that im my only day off out of 15 days, tomorrow I Will finish off some of todays effort then go to work for 13 hours.
also fixed the Jockey wheel on the boat trailer, boat engine back from the boat engine fixing bloke and started making a new enigine stand for boat engine, all that im my only day off out of 15 days, tomorrow I Will finish off some of todays effort then go to work for 13 hours.