A rabbi and a priest are involved in a head-on collision. Both cars are totally wrecked but the rabbi and priest walk away unscathed. The rabbi says.
"This is a sign from God. He intended for us to be friends." A whisky bottle rolls out from the wreckage undamaged. The priest picks it up.
"Let us seal our friendship with a drink." The priest opens the bottle and takes a swig. He offers it to the rabbi.
"No thanks. I'll wait until the police get here."
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Toledo Man
West Yorkshire Area Organiser & forum moderator
Meetings take place on the first Wednesday of the month at 8.00pm at The Old Brickworks, Wakefield Road, Drighlington, Bradford, BD11 1EA
1972 Dolomite 1850 auto (NYE 751L - Now for sale)
2003 Volvo XC90 D5 SE (PX53 OVZ - The daily driver)
2009 Mercedes-Benz W204 C200 CDI Sport (BJ58 NCV - The 2nd car)
1991 Toyota Celica GT (J481 ONB - another project car)
Former stable of SAY 414M (1974 Toledo), GRH 244D (1966 1300fwd), CDB 324L (1973 1500fwd), GGN 573J (1971 1500fwd), DCP 625S (1977 Dolomite 1300) & LCG 367N (1975 Dolomite Sprint) plus 5 Acclaims and that's just the Triumphs!
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