A man comes out of a shop and sees a funeral procession with two hearses, a man behind walking a dog on a leash and 200 other men behind walking single file. The first man is curious and asks the man with the dog about it.
"I'm sorry for your loss but what sort of funeral is this?"
"The wife started shouting at me and the dog attacked her and killed her."
"Why are there 2 hearses?"
"My mother-in-law stepped in and the dog attacked her and killed her too."
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Join the queue..."
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Toledo Man
West Yorkshire Area Organiser
Meetings take place on the first Wednesday of the month at 8.00pm at The Old Brickworks, Wakefield Road, Drighlington, Bradford, BD11 1EA
2003 Volvo XC90 D5 SE (PX53 OVZ - The daily driver)
2009 Mercedes-Benz W204 C200 CDI Sport (BJ58 NCV - The 2nd car)
1991 Toyota Celica GT (J481 ONB - a project car)
Former stable of SAY 414M (1974 Toledo), GRH 244D (1966 1300fwd), CDB 324L (1973 1500fwd), GGN 573J (1971 1500fwd), DCP 625S (1977 Dolomite 1300) & LCG 367N (1975 Dolomite Sprint), NYE 751L (1972 Dolomite 1850 auto) plus 5 Acclaims and that's just the Triumphs!
Check my blog at
http://triumphtoledo.blogspot.com
My
YouTube Channel with a bit of Dolomite content.
"There is only one way to avoid criticsm: Do nothing, say nothing and BE nothing." Aristotle