The Triumph Dolomite Club - Discussion Forum

Variation Law: If you change lines, ques (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Daf down 12 O'clock.


Crashed and burned in the face of overwhelming odds from an MOT tester. Did tell her (repeatedly) that it'd fall apart if she didn't look after it

A bit worrying that the refund cheque I received back from Tower Hamlets Borough Council for them messing up my council tax last year has just bounced

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Just found some rusty bits better cracker the welder out

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

OMG! The DVLA have reactivated MatildaDaf's record so we now know her last road tax expired on 31st March 1978. Now, for those who don't know me, this is me a few weeks ago after crawling out from under her floor-pan:


Out of curiosity, I did a quick search online. Couldn't find 1978 but in 1976 (near enough to when she was last on road) I was (somewhere) in this photo!


Has it really been that long????

Cutting a grapefruit along the wrong axis makes it 10 times harder to eat

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Aaah, so that's what Ctrl-V does.

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.

The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn't sure why she is shuddering, and he goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose, then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

" The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper".

So in trying to save money, the insurance has been left to lapse on the 4x4...
But the tax has been kept on it, "You'll get fined for that mother"
No I won't, I'm selling it...



Time to make the biggest I Told You So banner in history.

What's black and white and eats like a horse?





















A Zebra!

and I've just had a fish finger butty, lovely.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Just ripped my exhaust apart again!!

Blast you triumph for the low slung exhaust
Blast the council for the speedbumps

Looks like im going to need a new downpipe, and will be making up an additional exhaust mount to pull it higher