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[Spunkymonkey]

Rabbits belong in pies, not hutches

[Pauldaf44]

Law of everything: Whatever you are looking for will only turn up after you've given up

[1300dolly]

MMMMMMMM, steak and chips

[Martian]

Let's hear it...YMCA! YMCA....!

[Pauldaf44]

I have just been offered an exceedingly rusty Diahatsu F50. Now Im trying to force common sense of I dont need 4 cars its very rusty and I haven't the time or money to do it to overule the vision of playing around in one. NO NO NO I mustn't but I want it.

[Oli_88]

I'm very vocal about my severe dislike of anything electrical.
"Oli, can you come and look at my car?"
What's wrong with it, and what is it?
"98 Corsa 1.2 Petrol. No Speedo, no Odometer, no Radio, no power to the cig lighter and the clock flashes."

Looks like I'll be buying another Haynes manual and attacking some wires in anger. Woohoo.

[Davo]

I've just learnt how to play the "Money For Nothing" intro

[Oli_88]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Triumph-Dolomite- ... _500wt_949
Anyone want a Starter motor for a Sprint?
Oh. Wait.

[Purplebargeken]

Finally went before the warranting panel today and am now a fully qualified AMHP (Approved Mental Health Professional). Have been studying for this since September 2010. Now I can relax a little bit. Just a little bit though.

[Pauldaf44]

Broke my mates hubpuller on Bruces brake discs

[ontopic] Well done Ken [/ontopic]

You may beat me for that

[RON13R]

Ive just put my house on the market http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... 81297.html

[DoloWIGHTY]

Just been spraying weeds growing in the cracks in the path.

Why is it that when the bottle only gets down to just under half you need to hold it at crazy angles to make the trigger spray eh?

[1300dolly]

I spent 90 minutes changing the o/s rear brakes on the vectra today, tomorow I will do the other side followed by the front brakes.

[Garfin]

Spent a couple of hours today t-cutting and waxing the Dolomite. It's a car transformed!

[Martian]

Tesco's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.