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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:25 am
You'll soon be passing me.JPB wrote:5001
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:24 am
[on-topic](, my apologies for this)
21 degrees C and it's only breakfast time. Hmm, work or beach? Beach, or work? Blast these tough decisions.
In an 1850? Can't see it somehow! [/on-topic]Mad Mart wrote:.......You'll soon be passing me.
21 degrees C and it's only breakfast time. Hmm, work or beach? Beach, or work? Blast these tough decisions.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:28 pm
Mmm, frosty cold lemonade!
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:35 pm
Argghhh! Just found my first grey hair today 
I was hoping I'd at least get to 30, but 6 months off isn't bad! 
I was hoping I'd at least get to 30, but 6 months off isn't bad! Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:42 pm
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?
One is a super hero and one is an instruction
Coat;leaving ....
One is a super hero and one is an instruction
Coat;leaving ....
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:36 pm
According to a little known traffic law those big red bordered signs with a number are only a suggestion based apon the average speed of sunday drivers.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:13 pm
Is it physically possible to pull your own head off? 
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:04 pm
RON13R wrote:Is it physically possible to pull your own head off?
Sorry ON TOPIC ALERT because I know the answer, and the answer is no it is not possible to pull your own head off but given the right (or wrong depending on your outlook) state of mind and a good quality sword you could use the sword to remove you own head but this wold take a fair bit of practice to get the correct motion and angle to remove your head completly in one hit, it is advisable not to practise on your own head.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:52 pm
Saw my old carbon-arc torch tidying the workshop today, 6x EBay's Finest carbons now on their way.
What can I set fire to first with that 5000 degree flame?????
What can I set fire to first with that 5000 degree flame?????
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:18 pm
Where's THE THING restoration thread gone?
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:28 pm
A scumbag broke into my house last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives past and changes the channels. Sick Ba####d
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:22 pm
When my time comes I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandad did...........................................
Not screaming in a panic like his passengers.
Not screaming in a panic like his passengers.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:40 am
1x assignment and 1x exam due by next Wednesday. And I don't want to do either
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:38 pm
Ow! Eyes full of sand, must check reaction control on helmet before striking up. Ow! Eyes full of sand, must check reaction control on helmet before striking up. Ow! Eyes full of sand, must check reaction control on helmet before striking up. Ow! Eyes full of sand, must check reaction control on helmet before striking up. Ow! Eyes full of sand, must check reaction control on helmet before striking up.That was was was was was just the one line, wasn't it?
