Off Topic

[DoloWIGHTY]

Isle of Wight Festival. 65,000 + music fans arriving. Will the IoW sink?

[Oli_88]

How to get banned from Retrorides.....


http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=105743

That really, REALLY made me laugh. No idea what's going on over there right now.
Tin hat at the ready. Wait, I have a picture for that too.


And back off topic.
Student Nurses. When they drink... Christ, that weekend will never be forgotten.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[DoloWIGHTY]

I saw this bus today, full of Festival goers. The Bus was from North Somerset. The destination Board made me smile;

[Martian]

How to get banned from Retrorides.....


http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=105743

ON-TOPIC ALERT - SORRY!!!

WOW, it's a bit handbags at dawn over there isn't it? Perhaps it's his time of the month? I hope you feel suitably chastised Mr. Spunkymonkey Sir! Naughty, naughty, you don't get a cookie

Personally I use this forum as the class of sarcasm to be found here is outstanding....

[Spunkymonkey]

[on topic]

... you don't get a cookie

Yeah, I did get one - it expires on 9th July and doesn't let me log in till then*
[/on topic]


I thought sparrows were in decline? So why do we have about 50 of them screaching their beaks off in the garden right now????









* Yes, I know it's not done with a cookie - otherwise I'd be annoying the hell out of them right now

[Oli_88]

My dream garage has a monthly fuel bill that roughly equates to the national debt. Hmm, might want to re-think that...

[Pauldaf44]

Arrggghhhh almost had a forum killing disaster the other day really hope we can pull back from it.

A moderator account was hacked and then they deleted the rules thread and banned several members. A visit to proboards support and several grovelling emails later and I hope its now sorted.

This forum running lark is not as easy as it looks

[1300dolly]

one MG moved, one red its not an HL loaded on trailer, tomorrow sees a rush around up and down the M3 and fingers crossed I shall return with a yellow sprint and get the trailer back to Mr happy before 1pm.

Oh what what fooking brainless idiot decided to make todays rush hour coincide with me trying to get across Eastleigh quickly?

[Triumph1300]

Today I bought a cup of coffee, full English breakfast, and a Kawasaki GPx 750

My wife isn't talking to me.........

[1300dolly]

[Martian]

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a garage. She tells the Mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

[Pauldaf44]

Argggghhhhhh

My new car pc diagnostics software just arrived and the flippin disc is cracked. £130 down the drain really not a happy bunny now!!

[Spunkymonkey]

Two weeks to Cars in The Park at Lichfield. New tent ready, just need to service the Dafs and go

[Oli_88]

Free listings weekend on ebay.
If my Strombergs and manifold don't sell this time, I may well burn them.

Secondly. How on earth do I have two hot shoe flashes when I've never really had a camera decent enough to warrant their use.

[Spunkymonkey]

Mmmmm, Chavtastic!