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#1261 Post by 1300dolly »

This weeks special offer.....
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#1262 Post by JPB »

:lol: (Not remotely on-topic, but I'm laughing at something else so....)


I detest Volvo V40 rear callipers. If I ever see another one again, it'll be too soon. :evil:
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#1263 Post by DoloWIGHTY »

Did you hear about the fella who was attacked by herd of sheep?

It was alright he was only grazed.
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#1264 Post by Pauldaf44 »

year on and I still haven't found the OBD2 sync socket on my triumph.















Might stick one on thats not connected to anything to really confuse modern day "mechanics"
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#1265 Post by Spunkymonkey »

Gahhhhh!!!!! There is virtually no information online about reading sound cards using vb and converting vc++ examples is completely doing my head in at the moment! One measly FIFO buffer class has just taken 2 hours to remove all the blue squigglies from so it'll compile!

Only another 4 class files to go and I should be able to get samples from the soundcard into memory rather than writing them directly to a wave file, which is what everyone seems to think you really want to do. Then it's "just" a case of working out how to process and render them in real-time to get my scope leads working like I want :?
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#1267 Post by Pauldaf44 »

Oh sugar plum fairies ive snapped one of the locking plates on Bruces wheel cylinders :evil: anyone got a replacement set? PM me please
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#1268 Post by Purplebargeken »

I had a brain scan yesterday. It was really cool! They found a brain, luckily it wasn't leaking!
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#1269 Post by Oli_88 »

I will not fill the Head Mods thread with Soviet Russia jokes.
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#1270 Post by Mad Mart »

Where did I put that wiper motor? :scratchin:
Sprintless for the first time in 35+ years. :boggle2: ... Still Sprintless.

Engines, Gearboxes, Overdrives etc. rebuilt. PM me.


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#1271 Post by tinweevil »

Grinding out yards of tile grout with a dremel, such fun :-(
1978 Pageant Sprint - the rustomite, 1972 Spitfire IV - sprintfire project, 1968 Valencia GT6 II - little Blue, 1980 Vermillion 1500HL - resting. 1974 Sienna 1500TC, Mrs Weevils big brown.
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#1272 Post by ponchoj »

So.....pushrod V8s...... :lol:
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#1273 Post by ponchoj »

Some 16-17 year old chucked a beer can in the road outside my house. I pulled the s##t up on it and made him pick it up.

It made me wonder...why do todays teenagers repeat every fecking thing they say about 30 times.

"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I dough."
"Did I dough. "
"No I didn't dough."
"Twaaaaaaaa"

And what is it about spitting?????? p155 me off.
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#1274 Post by Martian »

Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones decides to get rebellious during lunch at Lusty Glades Retirement Home.
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#1275 Post by longboarder »

Wallpaper duty and the suns out.
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