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Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:52 pm
by 1300dolly
This weeks special offer.....

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:43 pm
by JPB
(Not remotely on-topic, but I'm laughing at something else so....)
I
detest Volvo V40 rear callipers. If I ever see another one again, it'll be too soon.

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:19 pm
by DoloWIGHTY
Did you hear about the fella who was attacked by herd of sheep?
It was alright he was only grazed.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:10 pm
by Pauldaf44
year on and I still haven't found the OBD2 sync socket on my triumph.
Might stick one on thats not connected to anything to really confuse modern day "mechanics"
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:41 pm
by Spunkymonkey
Gahhhhh!!!!! There is virtually
no information online about reading sound cards using vb and converting vc++ examples is completely doing my head in at the moment! One measly FIFO buffer class has just taken 2 hours to remove all the blue squigglies from so it'll compile!
Only another 4 class files to go and I should be able to get samples from the soundcard into memory rather than writing them directly to a wave file, which is what everyone seems to think you really want to do.
Then it's "just" a case of working out how to process and render them in real-time to get my scope leads working like I want

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:13 pm
by Oli_88
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:09 pm
by Pauldaf44
Oh sugar plum fairies ive snapped one of the locking plates on Bruces wheel cylinders

anyone got a replacement set? PM me please
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:24 pm
by Purplebargeken
I had a brain scan yesterday. It was really cool! They found a brain, luckily it wasn't leaking!
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:01 pm
by Oli_88
I will not fill the Head Mods thread with Soviet Russia jokes.
Will. Not.
Won't.
Shouldn't.
Might...
Probably will.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:09 am
by Mad Mart
Where did I put that wiper motor?

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:30 am
by tinweevil
Grinding out yards of tile grout with a dremel, such fun

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:56 am
by ponchoj
So.....pushrod V8s......

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:02 am
by ponchoj
Some 16-17 year old chucked a beer can in the road outside my house. I pulled the s##t up on it and made him pick it up.
It made me wonder...why do todays teenagers repeat every fecking thing they say about 30 times.
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I dough."
"Did I dough. "
"No I didn't dough."
"Twaaaaaaaa"
And what is it about spitting?????? p155 me off.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:55 am
by Martian
Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones decides to get rebellious during lunch at Lusty Glades Retirement Home.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:34 pm
by longboarder
Wallpaper duty and the suns out.