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xvivalve · #16 Post by **xvivalve** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:08 pm

Looks like ODA on my screen!

oily66 · #17 Post by **oily66** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:22 pm

I’m sorry, I swerved several times to knock the scooter over and still missed.
Can I have another go when you’re finished with them.

dollyman · #18 Post by **dollyman** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:25 pm

Sorry to trouble you sir..... Do you have any jump leads?

Karlos · #19 Post by **Karlos** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:24 pm

What do you mean a drugs bust? I was just aksing how much for de-coke!

GTS290N · #20 Post by **GTS290N** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:35 pm

Tony Burd wrote: ↑Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:11 pm 'It's probably the head gasket mate'

NickMorgan · #21 Post by **NickMorgan** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:18 pm

That idiot in the Escort told me that one day his car would be worth more than my Dolomite!

80Sprint · #22 Post by **80Sprint** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:49 am

Excuse me sir. Do you have a couple of quid spare as we need a gallon to get back to the station ?

soe8m · #23 Post by **soe8m** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:21 pm

Hmm. LHD?

TrustNo1 · #24 Post by **TrustNo1** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:01 pm

soe8m wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:21 pmHmm. LHD?

RHD, the driver is leaning to his left to speak to Mr Plod.

Bish · #25 Post by **Bish** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:32 pm

“Excuse me officer, but could you direct me the way to Small Heath”?

“Sorry Sir, never heard of it”.....

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