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#1501 Post by JPB »

marty dolomite wrote:Are the americans going to get confused over the date today, its 11/11 not 11/11 :thumbsup:
Excuse the not o/t interjection please, but imagine my surprise when I woke to see that it was 11:11:11 / 11:11 on the tile display of my 1960s flip-digit clock/calendar device.
I assumed that it had been a**e-r*ped by aliens until I realised.

Mmmm, strawberry and champagne preserve on toasted plain for breakfast, thank goodness for last year's obscure Christmas present and its lengthy period of freshness in the jar.
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#1502 Post by 2Toledos »

I can't decide which annoys me the most :scratchin: :
Machines that don't work the way they should; or,
Machines that don't work at all ?
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#1503 Post by Oli_88 »

Fixing a zippo with a power drill and taking another lighter apart. Electricity! Sparks! Flammable liquids! Spinning pointy things! Something in bits that isn't meant to be! Don't I feel manly.
Oh wait, Dangermouse slippers. Maybe not then.
1978 Twilight Purple Dolomite 1850HL The Lolomite.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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#1504 Post by SprintMWU773V »

Lovely Bentley spotted for just £7500, tempted for a laugh then realised that this was probably a bad idea. has anyone ever bought a decent Bentley for this money? I think not.
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1961 Chevrolet Corvair Greenbrier Sportswagon
1980 Dolomite Sprint project using brand new shell
2009 Mazda MX5 2.0 Sport
2018 Infiniti Q30
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#1505 Post by Oli_88 »

Whoever is bidding on the ARB and steering rack brackets on ebay, please cease and desist.
I need them! Well, one ARB bracket anyway, you can have the rest. :lol:
1978 Twilight Purple Dolomite 1850HL The Lolomite.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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#1506 Post by boybiffa »

"In the last ten Years we have lost Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Jimmy Saville
So now we have No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs and no b'stard to Fix it."
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#1507 Post by SprintMWU773V »

How much more tax do I have to pay to send Ed Balls away and never come back?
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1961 Chevrolet Corvair Greenbrier Sportswagon
1980 Dolomite Sprint project using brand new shell
2009 Mazda MX5 2.0 Sport
2018 Infiniti Q30
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#1508 Post by 2Toledos »

Why is that whenever I take my car keys out of my pocket; there's always a drain in close proximity, just lying in wait ?!
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#1509 Post by tinweevil »

Three weeks of burning the candle at too many ends may lead to the grey cells going on strike.

Daisy daisy give me your answer do....

G'night.
1978 Pageant Sprint - the rustomite, 1972 Spitfire IV - sprintfire project, 1968 Valencia GT6 II - little Blue, 1980 Vermillion 1500HL - resting. 1974 Sienna 1500TC, Mrs Weevils big brown.
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#1510 Post by ed1993 »

Cooking a squirrel for dinner... this could be interesting.
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#1511 Post by Lord Tolly »

Preserve Wildlife


Pickle a Badger :D :lol:
Round The U Bend Looking for my Camera
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#1512 Post by marty dolomite »

Righto, a few hours sleep, deliver car and then pub crawl back to Southampton :D
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#1513 Post by 2Toledos »

It's not a star... It's Jupiter.
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#1514 Post by Spunkymonkey »

Quick coffee break from sorting through 30 odd years of vinyl (7 and 12 inch). No "classic" albums yet cos I never really went for them, but some damn good songs! First time most of them have had space outside a cupboard in probably 15 years.

I'm in music heaven :D :D :D
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#1515 Post by marty dolomite »

Im in love, now to break the news to Sarah im leaving her for a day trip to Derby....................
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