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Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:49 am
by JPB
marty dolomite wrote:Are the americans going to get confused over the date today, its 11/11 not 11/11
Excuse the not o/t interjection please, but imagine my surprise when I woke to see that it was 11:11:11 / 11:11 on the tile display of my 1960s flip-digit clock/calendar device.
I assumed that it had been a**e-r*ped by aliens until I realised.
Mmmm,
strawberry and champagne preserve on toasted plain for breakfast, thank goodness for last year's obscure Christmas present and its lengthy period of freshness in the jar.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:10 am
by 2Toledos
I can't decide which annoys me the most
:
Machines that don't work the way they should; or,
Machines that don't work at all ?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:48 pm
by Oli_88
Fixing a zippo with a power drill and taking another lighter apart. Electricity! Sparks! Flammable liquids! Spinning pointy things! Something in bits that isn't meant to be! Don't I feel manly.
Oh wait, Dangermouse slippers. Maybe not then.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:55 pm
by SprintMWU773V
Lovely Bentley spotted for just £7500, tempted for a laugh then realised that this was probably a bad idea. has anyone ever bought a decent Bentley for this money? I think not.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:08 pm
by Oli_88
Whoever is bidding on the ARB and steering rack brackets on ebay, please cease and desist.
I need them! Well, one ARB bracket anyway, you can have the rest.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:53 am
by boybiffa
"In the last ten Years we have lost Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Jimmy Saville
So now we have No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs and no b'stard to Fix it."
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:50 pm
by SprintMWU773V
How much more tax do I have to pay to send Ed Balls away and never come back?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:49 pm
by 2Toledos
Why is that whenever I take my car keys out of my pocket; there's always a drain in close proximity, just lying in wait ?!
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:32 pm
by tinweevil
Three weeks of burning the candle at too many ends may lead to the grey cells going on strike.
Daisy daisy give me your answer do....
G'night.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:51 pm
by ed1993
Cooking a squirrel for dinner... this could be interesting.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:53 pm
by Lord Tolly
Preserve Wildlife
Pickle a Badger
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:25 am
by marty dolomite
Righto, a few hours sleep, deliver car and then pub crawl back to Southampton
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:00 pm
by 2Toledos
It's not a star... It's Jupiter.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:43 pm
by Spunkymonkey
Quick coffee break from sorting through 30 odd years of vinyl (7 and 12 inch). No "classic" albums yet cos I never really went for them, but some damn good songs! First time most of them have had space outside a cupboard in probably 15 years.
I'm in music heaven
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:20 pm
by marty dolomite
