The Triumph Dolomite Club - Discussion Forum

Why do I always get offered parts I want when I have no money.

Happiness is....finding a cache of NOS ST spares!

Frustration is....they're quite some way away....in Sweden. Google Translate here I come!

4am coffee break. Maths+no sleep=healthy lifestyle!

Isn't a nasty feeling when you reverse out of a parking space go to select first gear and the car starts sliding backwards until you here that sickening CRUNCH!

Woohoo! Numax 015 battery with a 3 year warranty for £41 delivered. Win.
DPD/City Link couriers delivering it when it'd obviously been on it's side however, fail.
If I want a bag of acid, I will buy a bag of acid.

Excuse the on-topicness please but batteries should be shipped dry. Last one I bought by mail order came in that state with a suitably sturdy bottle of the acid in a separate container for that very reason. So it's the seller's fault rather than the courier's, IMHO.
Sack them both I would!
And back off topic again.....

In my line of work, there rarely comes an opportunity to be vomited upon, but today it was my turn and it wasn't very pleasant.

Been offered a new toy, no charge if we collect. Now just have to learn what splicing the mainbrace and keelhauling actually mean, me hearties. Yaaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh!!!!

You want £45? For an overdrive crossmember. Really? The gearbox was only a bit more than that.
You weren't joking? Wow, that's one sharp business brain you have there!

Oh, also, my engine isn't broken. Yay!

Why is it that whenever I run out of pants the laundrette gets closed? Intermittent heating, a broken fridge, broken window catches, no phone line and early morning smokers under my bedroom window... sometimes I wonder why I pay rent!

Anna Friel's coming round soon. Next time, I'll make sure I use more chloroform.

i used to have a sunbeam rapier series 111a with a Jack Brabham conversion.
i did tintagel in cornwall to east london in four and three quarter hours in it in 1971 try doing that now!!!!!

steve.

Look what arrived;





Well Bono, you might not of Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, but I have.

A matched pair with no wear in their spindles being sold as for an MGB, just checked and they even have the correct Needles for my car.

YAY Carburettors !

Conversations about my car, that I didn't start, a rare thing!

"Are you going to convert it to a Sprint?"
No, I'd rather just buy a Sprint if I was going to do that.
"Good man. Give us a shout when it's done, I'd love a go!"

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

She was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love. At least Ilet me explain what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they're too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique, and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use???