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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:56 pm
FOUL!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:38 pm
The Dirty Dozen and a glass of Old Speckled Hen. Rude not to really
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:12 pm
Dear cutomers, you wouldn't phone Samuels or your local garage at 9:30pm to see if they're open the next morning, so what makes me so special??? 
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 5:39 pm
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:35 pm
Daf coupe was in for Mt yesterday.
Despite its somewhat neglected history, and spending 4 months off road over winter thanks to a rod-block interface incident, it passed first time with minimal prep (brush and wax underside, adjust rear brakes, adjust steering rack).
Happy days
Despite its somewhat neglected history, and spending 4 months off road over winter thanks to a rod-block interface incident, it passed first time with minimal prep (brush and wax underside, adjust rear brakes, adjust steering rack).
Happy days
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 11:09 pm
My old granny was in the Camel Corps, excused boots. An uncle was in the Queen's Own Deserters.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:50 pm
Geat day out at Long Marston drag strip today. Left home in torrential rain but not a drop fell on the strip all day. 6 years running I've been to this event (the Yanks weekend) and never been rained on yet!
Steve
Steve
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 8:08 pm
Go on the mighty Cod ed`s 
It`s taken 30 years but ya finally won at Wembley.
=D>
It`s taken 30 years but ya finally won at Wembley.
=D>
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:03 pm
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A reprimand from the Research Integrity Office and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
A reprimand from the Research Integrity Office and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:00 pm
We all know the speed of light but what is the speed of dark?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:11 pm
Spunkymonkey wrote:What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A reprimand from the Research Integrity Office and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
Oh yes!!!!!
My kind of joke!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:29 am
I invented a new word this morning: Plagiarism
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:52 am
Spunkymonkey wrote:I invented a new word this morning: Plagiarism
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:16 pm
i was wondering if i could pull my own head off with my bare hands 
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:25 pm
I always thought that with no co-ordination, no rhythm, two left feet and lousy balance I'd never be able to master a single dance beyond the pogo. Turns out I'm a natural at the 'sorry mate I didn't see you' motorway pirouette that only HGV drivers can teach.
Yeah, cheers for that.
Yeah, cheers for that.