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[Pauldaf44]

somebodys hacked my email and has sent emails to my whole address book advising people where to buy certain products. Sorry if you got one

[Martian]

I told the butcher I'd give him £10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.....the steaks were too high.

[jeroensprint]

Spent today 1,5 hour to find the regulator on a 1937 MG and found out it had an alternator......

Jeroen

[Pauldaf44]

Just discovered that I have to choose between headlights and indicators and that main beam doesn't work. I think I know what im doing tomorrow something to do with dynamos that aren't supplying enough power

[james_r_lucas]

I now have a pair of Spots (Cheers Oli )

I just need to rewire the car, and fit that 65 amp alternator I have kicking around

[1300dolly]

When I phoned a local Evinrude (outboard motor) specialist and said I need a clutch dog and forward gear sprocket for a 1979 40hp gearbox he laughed and said that mine must be the only one still in use.

[Oli_88]

So today I was all ready for a day of fettling, tools sorted last night ready to get outside and crack on with the steering rack change.
I wake up, my knees, ankles, shoulders and neck are absolutely killing me
Note to self, don't play Football for two hours and follow it up with an hour of Basketball.
I am not a teenager anymore. I am not a teenager anymore...

[Martian]

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

[Purplebargeken]

I've been thinking about fish a lot this evening. I'm not really sure why. Big swimming type fish, not the battered and deep fried variety.

[Pauldaf44]

Went to do a simple camshaft change on a 1.25 zetec engine yesterday. Got the cam covers off and they wern't broken. Very very nasty knocking noise later confirmed as fubared crank by by fiesta

[TLC]

Sorry, but I really have to be the first to complain. There are far to many posts about food on this thread. Don't you realise that there are only just over two weeks until Christmas?

2 months not weeks .It come to soon as it is

[Spunkymonkey]

Just been offered as much space as we need (within reason of course) in an old stables complex which includes power, welding kit, and a 2 post lift, all available for use. And all for the same price per month as our 20 foot storage container.

When's moving day?

[1300dolly]

BOB the boats maiden voyage lasted about 15 minutes before the gearbox problem reavealed itself, oh that was after a pitstop to refit the steering cables so it steered the way you pointed it!

[JPB]

[2Toledos]

Acronyms are a PITA