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[Purplebargeken]

Houses are just warm and comfy race tracks for stupid cats.

[Pauldaf44]

Got to calm my nerves after my camshaft made a bid for freedom whilst turning the engine over. Managed to stop it before it made any nasty noises or fully detached itself from its timing chain thank god

[Pauldaf44]

I would like to ask you all to raise a toast to Gladys my DAF 44 on this momentous occasion

[Spunkymonkey]

STILL stuck!!!!!!



Tomorrow it gets the cutting disc treatment down the barrel

[Martian]

Beauty...

[Purplebargeken]

The course portfolio is finally completed and signed off. Photocopy tomorrow and hand in a day early.

The stress is over, bugger the result, it's finished.

[tinweevil]

Between July 2008 and May 2010 I did over 2000 miles a month in my HL driving to Bracknell every day. In that time I failed to get to work once.

Since May I've done a little over 2200 miles in total. The car does not like getting so little use one bit, one thing after another has failed

[Oli_88]

Frozen/purple fingers are pretty far from ideal when trying to learn to play some moody blues type stuff on guitar.
Ouch.

[Spunkymonkey]

Mwahahahahahaha! I've just got myself a piston-shaped ashtray!

[1300dolly]

Well thats most of my holidays booked for this year, now all Sarah has to do is get the same weeks off

[Wilf]

How come the Christmas lights don't fit back in the box?

[Purplebargeken]

I have a day off, I have finished all of my Uni work, it's raining, I'm bored. Oh oh!

[Oli_88]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12120259
Saudi Arabia 'detains' Israeli vulture for spying

I haven't laughed this hard in a very very long time.

[Pauldaf44]

Been fitting a sound system in Bruce today and ran out of wire. So now have 2 wires floating the length of the cabin in mid air above the handbrake I suppose I better get some more speaker wire

[Purplebargeken]

I'm still bored and my car key and V5 hand is itching again.......... nooooooooooooooooooo. Must resist!!!!!