Joke of the day

[SMIFTER]

Sorry Mark and Garth but it didn't take long!!<br>
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Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked<br>
all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical<br>
answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of<br>
Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the<br>
teacher asked him about his father.<br>
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"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his<br>
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,<br>
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with<br>
him."<br>
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The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little<br>
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.<br>
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"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too<br>
embarrassed to say."<br>
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Featherweight 1974 Dolomite Sprint - Soon to be XE'd, NOS'd, Megasquirted and 5 linked Lash up to scare myself (and my wallet) senseless<br>
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2004 Smart Roadster (company car!!) - 698cc of turbo'd adrenaline fuelled rollerskate - destined to classic status thanks to Daimler Chrysler bean counters.<br>
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1997 Audi A4 2.6 to chill out after the above and fill with baby products.....<br>
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2005 Trek 1400 (ok its not a car but still fast) - <br>
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[2F45T4U]

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[MaddMart]

Message on the Australian cricket answer phone..."Sorry we can't get to the phone right now, we're all out!"

<p>Martin<br>
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[alun n]

They're in such disgrace they are being made to wear sackcloth and...well, just sackcloth really...

<p>1973 Dolomite Sprint<br>
1974 Dolomite Sprint<br>
1977 Dolomite Sprint (Pageant)<br>
1977 Dolomite Sprint (White)<br>
1979 Dolomite Sprint<br>
1979 Dolomite 1850HL<br>
1980 Dolomite 1500HL<br>
1998 Lotus Elise<br>
1999 Alfa Romeo 166 2.5 V6<br>
1999 Alfa Romeo 166 3.0 V6 (well...it was there wasn't it!)</p><i></i>

[MaddMart]

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[tinweevil]

Liked the bottle better when it did the rounds after the rugby, 'barbecued wings' doesn't have a lot of meaning for cricket. Does help to show it wasn't a one-off tho, lets hope it's habit forming :-)<br>
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Tinweevil

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1968 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/705">GT6 II</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1972 Spitfire IV<br>
39 anorak points on the Nicholas scale<br>
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