What Makes 100%?

[SprintV8]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: <br>
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? <br>
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Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: <br>
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If: <br>
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z <br>
is represented as: <br>
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. <br>
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Then: <br>
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K <br>
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <br>
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and <br>
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E <br>
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% <br>
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But, <br>
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E <br>
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% <br>
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And, <br>
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T <br>
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% <br>
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AND, look how far arse kissing will take you. <br>
A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G <br>
1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131% <br>
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So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top

<p>1980 Dolomite SprintV8 (Soon to be shoehorned with a 360bhp TVR AJP V8 !)<br>
1997 Vauxhall Calibra 2.0 16v SE8 <br>
2002 Citroen Xsara 2.0 HDi Estate<br>
They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they are all the same!)<br>
DOLOMITE SPRINT.. POWER BUILT IN, THEN ADD SOME MORE!!!!!!</p><i></i>

[tinweevil]

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I've met soooooo many managers over the years who live by that mantra.<br>
Tinweevil

<p>1978 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/704">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1972 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/754">Spitfire IV</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1968 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/705">GT6 II</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1973 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/755">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
39 anorak points on the Nicholas scale<br>
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[algtj]

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