LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

[simon]

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. <br>
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Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least <br>
accessible corner. <br>
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Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly <br>
proportional to the stupidity of your act. <br>
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Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. <br>
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Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you <br>
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. <br>
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Variation Law: If you change lines in a supermarket etc. (or traffic <br>
lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you <br>
are in now. (works every time) <br>
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Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone <br>
rings. <br>
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Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know <br>
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. <br>
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Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't <br>
work, it will. <br>
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Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional <br>
to the reach. <br>
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Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the <br>
aisle arrive last (or are the tallest). <br>
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Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss <br>
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. <br>
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Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, <br>
they will have adjacent lockers. <br>
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Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich <br>
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. <br>
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Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. <br>
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Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you <br>
are talking about. <br>
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Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they <br>
will stop making it<br>
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[1300dolly]

just when i was thinking the world was just against me<br>
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Justyn

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