Bumper stickers

[SMIFTER]

my other cars a Porsche<br>
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Beep if your horny<br>
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don't come knocking if my car is a rocking<br>
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ho ho, always makes me laugh!!

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[dollybird72]

Okay, here is my quick attempt:<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>My car may be old but it looks better than you will at 30.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Dolomites – for people with more sense than money.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>This car does 0-60 in 8.4 seconds. Now that’s what I call a Triumph!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>If you can see my passenger-side wing mirror, you need to stop smoking weed dude!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> <br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Nudging 40………………and still playing with Dollys!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> (I made a postcard for Alun of this with a picture of a baby boy playing with dolls and a sketch of a Triumph Dolomite on it).<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Unless your name is <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Alun</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> (substitute name), PULL BACK! I don’t know you <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>that</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> well.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> <br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Dolly owners do it in a Sprint! (Double-entendre)<br>
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This car may be rusty but there is always Dinitrol; you are ugly and there’s no cure for that!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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Susie

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[alun n]

Don't laugh...your daughter may be inside!

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[algtj]

Don't laugh I'm with your mother. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[PurpleBargeKen]

Don't laugh I'm with your hamster<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Oops wrong site<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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