How To Clean Your Toilet

[SprintV8]

How To Clean Your Toilet<br>
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.<br>
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.<br>
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.<br>
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.<br>
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a <br>
"power-wash" and rinse".<br>
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.<br>
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.<br>
8.The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.<br>
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.<br>
Sincerely,<br>
The Dog<br>


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[simon]

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Funny or what

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[PurpleBargeKen]

Made the cat smell REALLY nice, oh and the loo as well. Shame about the claw marks under the toilet seat<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START : --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ohwell.gif ALT=":"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[1300dolly]

I have two bathrooms but no cats, will a moody 15 year old daughter be any good instead?<br>
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Justyn

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[dollybird72]

You can go off people you know Phil!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Besides, 3 of my cats have hardly any fur so they wouldn't be able to remove those stubborn stains. I recommend using a Persian; or Alun's toothbrush! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[alun n]

That wouldn't surprise me...after witnessing you 'drying' my toilet with my face towel the other day!

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[george]

can't find my neighbours nosey cat anywhere since i read this will. love to try it out on him

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[alun n]

...and then there is my Mate Dave's story about the neighbour who 'lost' a troublesome cat and asked if it had been seen whilst he was wearing his new 'davey crocket' style hat to mend his motorbike in the garden!!

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[dollybird72]

Here's a Persian who survived the 'how to clean your toilet' experience.<br>
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Cats are so sweet, how could anyone mistreat them? Just take a look at these cuties: -<br>
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BTW Alun, I have never used the toothbrush you use to clean your teeth to clean the toilet.

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[2F45T4U]

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[george]

rember a guy in work with me had a phone call to say<br>
the wife had gone to get the washing out of the machine and found the cat in there as well<br>
he'd put the machine on before going to work and the cat was sleeping in there didn't do the cat much good though but at least it was clean

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[dollybird72]

Not unless Alun was about! (He put one of my cats in his washing machine and <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>tried</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> to tell me that the cat had got in their all by himself!<br>
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It went something like this: -<br>
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Here is a cat who wasn't so lucky; that's what you get for being a ginger! (Sorry Justyn!)<br>
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[PurpleBargeKen]

One of our moggies hid in the tumble dryer and got tumbled for a few seconds. Static cling happens to cats as well as nylon garments. No cats were harmed (much) in the addition to this thread (not mine anyway).

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[SprintV8]

No offence to you cat lover's meant.<br>
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Just one of those silly EMail's you get that made me laught just thought I''ll share it. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I'll best keep to Slating Adam then?.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[2F45T4U]

you could do some work on your car <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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