Call me cynical...

[alun n]

...but I reckon they must have bunged that girl and her boyfriend a large amount of dosh to corroborate that fat boy has been having an affair with her! <br>
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They've been saving up this gem for a day of bad news release; foriegn prisoners, NHS etc etc...afterall, another baby for the wide mouthed frog wouldn't have had such an impact would it.<br>
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They are just counting on the fact that the populus are more interested with what fat boy has been doing with his cock (yeah, right, like its going to happen) than what a bunch of cocks are doing with the Country in the meantime!<br>
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Apparently in our prison population of just under 80,000 there are some 10,000 foriegn nationals serving time! A statistic which ties in nicely with boy blairs open door policy. This is a significant factor in that many serious crimes now only receive a warning rather than a prosecution. Who says crime doesn't pay?

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[SMIFTER]

What a surprise, another cock up by the ODPM!!!<br>
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He's shafted everyone else in our industry Alun, so why should his staff be any different<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I think your right about the bung, coincidence my arse. Question is - who paid the bung?

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[Carsreunited]

How many resignations would we have seen in recent weeks had it been pre 97? At least the Tories got that bit right.<br>
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[SprintMWU773V]

You're not a cynic at all. Was the first thing my wife said last night having not seen or heard the news all day. It is quite frightening that all those people were released when they shouldn't have been here anyway. As for the Health woman, my wife is a Dentist and has recently all but left the NHS. Any story that involves her being booed, shouted at or heckled gets the thumbs up in this house. For those of you with an NHS dentist enjoy it while you can they'll all be gone in 5 years.<br>
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As for Prescott the whole idea of him and intimate relations with anyone is giving me nightmares. Still he got away with punching a protester to he'll get away with this too. Can't stand the man, a man who speaks in a northern accent to disguise his welshness should not be trusted.<br>
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Mark

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[dollybird72]

Yes, Prescott is as ugly as a bag of spanners but he managed to get someone to marry him and stay married to him for the past 40-odd years. His wife isn't the back end of a bus that you'd expect either. Many a beautiful young woman has been seen draped on the arm of a man who looks like he fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch going down! Perhaps those men have other things to offer like money, power, personality or tackle of the 'OMG' size! Perhaps women feel more secure with men like that; the thinking being that as they are aesthetically-challenged, they would be unlikely to stray? If Steven Hawking can get laid with a young nurse (who he ran off with - not literally of course<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ) then there is hope for all the ugly blokes out there!<br>
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It does seem a coincidence that the story was released on the same day that we heard of all the foreign prisoners who had been released in error instead of being deported; but I don't think it was in the hope that it would draw attention from the prisoners issue, more of a damage limitation exercise for Mr Prescott. A sort of 'might as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb' type of attitude.<br>
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As for the issue of the prisoners, all our prisons have to keep a record of the ethnicity of each prisoner. This includes any education classes (to 'rehabilitate' the prisoner) where due to the influx of foreign nationals, the ethnic minorities (which are actually more of an ethnic 'majority' in prisons) have 'priority' in being allocated to classes. The Home Office insist on this which to me seems like lunancy. Surely it is more important that as many prisoners are educated and retrained as possible regardless of the colour of their skin?<br>
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If John Prescott has been a willing 'patsy' and has risked his marriage and reputation (<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ) for the sake of being a kind of diversion or smoke screen for the other attrocities going on due to the Labour Party; then my opinion of him, well, it just can't get any lower! I thought it was bad enough when a few years back he was campaigning for the environment by asking people to walk to work..........................and turned up to a conference in a 4 litre Jag! Or when the government defended the £100K it cost to refurbish the flat he was given in London.<br>
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Never mind resignations - it is against new Labours' policies, along with: - winning anything, being good at anything, going against anything Bush says & standing up for our beliefs (to name but a few).<br>
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The only way to get on in this country is to be an ethnic lesbian, disabled, single-parent dwarf (sorry, I mean vertically challenged person) with 3 children by 5 different fathers; claiming benefits galore whilst having a live-in lover and earning money on the side without paying tax! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Rant over - hope i haven't offended anyone.<br>
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Susie

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[Jon Tilson]

fatty 2 jags. He's one of those hands in the till incompetent socialists that could almost single handedly stop new labour being elected next time. He also doesnt get on with Gordon particularly so is bound to be shuffled out and imagine what fun he'll have campaining in some minor department like the home office or as a disgruntled back bencher like that other fat git with the beard and stupid voice that ran for mayor. Cant remember his name and dont want to.<br>
Anyway New Boy David just has to keep a straight face and he'e in...<br>
Then he can get out the swastikas, invade Zimbabwe - I mean Rhodesia - pull out of the EEC, dig up all the speed bumps, restore free classic road tax and get rid of the gatsos, have some decent immigration controls that stop ex communists undercutting all our builders, invest in UK manufacturing and stop all that thick teenage scum devaluing degrees with media studies and sociology at 3rd rate pollies. etc etc....<br>
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Well we can all dream cant we...<br>
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Jonners

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[Jon Tilson]

if you weren't all ready spoken for I'd be first in the queue regardless of what you look like...which I'm reliably informed by a man of excellent taste is substantially better than the subject line...<br>
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Imagine what a political force we could become...<br>
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Jonners

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[tinweevil]

Loving this thread to bits <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I know just what you mean about degrees Jon. The halls of residence at the polyversity I went to were full of chavs studying (supposedly) 'Recreations Management'. Ohh the hours of fun that could be gained from asking one what tiniest bit of use to the greater nation was a degree in being Gordon Brittas. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Then shortly after I graduated the political bullshit brigade got into full swing and suddenly being an engineer meant jack. Found myself surrounded by sanitation engineers, refuse engineers etc. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Tinweevil

<p>1978 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/704">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1972 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/754">Spitfire IV</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1968 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/705">GT6 II</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1973 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/755">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1980 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/864">Dolomite 1500HL</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
39 anorak points on the Nicholas scale<br>
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[dollybird72]

God bless you Mr Tilson for being so kind! That would be polygamy though and I don't think Mrs Jonners would be too impressed! Besides, although not too bad in half-light and if you squint your eyes, I am far more trouble than I'm worth! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Good to know though that not everyone has had the op (spine removed) and isn't afraid to express an opinion. On the Jeremy Vine show yesterday, one caller had the audacity to say that deporting foreign prisoners was 'racist'. I was flabbergasted! A much more balanced view was from a gentleman whose sister was over from Iraq on a visit. She wanted to stay for a couple more weeks and applied for her visa to be extended. She was told that she had to leave the country within the next 3 days or would be fined! The caller said that had his sister murdered someone on British soil that she would've had more chance of staying here! The whole world has gone mad.<br>
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So what are we going to call our Political Party then Jon? Mind you, men always want to build bombs to destroy things or they want to kill things (squirrels Jon?) which is against my ethics so maybe I'd better run for parliament on my own! As Robin Williams (comedian) said, <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>"If women were in charge of the world there would be no more wars - just some intense negotiations once a month!"<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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What would I change? At the age of 16, everyone would have to go on to further education, an apprenticeship, employment, join the forces or something else useful. They wouldn't be allowed to be dole scroungers and if nothing else, would do community work like litter picking, scrubbing graffiti off walls, tidying up churchyards etc. Smoking would be banned in all public places where not outdoors. The pubs and shops would go back to normal opening hours rather than 7 days a week. People expecting children would have to go on parenting courses and it would be obligatory for them to spend quality time together as a family instead of shoving the kids in front of a TV set or computer all the time. Away with all the political nonsense and nanny state rubbish. Life imprisonment would mean life. Sex offenders would be chemically castrated (one idea I would take from the US) - that would stop them re-offending. Criminals would be named and shamed - I think we have a right to know who exactly we are living by. If you commit an act of terrorism in this country then you get deported! I wouldn't pay people who 'hate' this country to live in it!<br>
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As for education, they are bringing in 'new' things called 'Functional Skills' (cringes); yet again, lowering the standards. Functional? Sounds so patronising. Whatever next? Flexi-time at school? Education no longer compulsory?<br>
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With the price of property, you can see why CHAVs decide to get in the pudding club so they can have a house! I'd make it so that people could not have children unless they had the means to take care of them without depending on the state. Non-heterosexual couples and couples who smoke like chimneys all over their children would not be allowed to adopt. Everyone would have to have a licence for their pets and animal cruelty laws would carry far harsher sentences.<br>
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Erm, maybe I wouldn't get elected after all! Would like to buy an island and have just 'nice' people living there. I am also entitled to dream (unless New Labour bring in a law about that too!)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Susie<br>
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[dollybird72]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>"Who paid the bung?"<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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If there was a bung, us tax-payers have probably footed the bill! No doubt offset against the election campaign: just like Cherie Blair's £7/£8K hair bill for a month!<br>
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Susie <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[Stan Part]

Anyone else see the front page of The Star this morning ?<br>
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The sub headline reads "There's hope for all old fat gits everywhere". <br>
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[Jon Tilson]

but you sound a bit too left wing on reflection...<br>
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I'll leave you with your current companion for more re-education. You do however sound like you have potential...<br>
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Jonners

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[tinweevil]

You'd get my vote Suzie. <br>
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Hard to say 'can't have kids unless etc', too easy to get a job in McDump and then quit & scrounge. How about:<br>
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1. No child support except in cases of redundancy from long term employment.<br>
2. No child support for more than 1 offspring per head under any circumstances. (and that includes 2nd marriages, one parent one child)<br>
3. Tax benefits as now for first sprog, 50% for second, all benefit for all sprogs cancelled and 50% penalty for third, another 100% 4th (150% total) and again for more rabbitry (250%, 350% etc penalty) except in cases of multiple birth.<br>
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And just in case there's anyone out there I've not offended yet:<br>
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Immigration restrictions as per the US or Australia (if you have no potential to pay your way then fook off). I might make an exception for cases of direct entry to the UK from oppresive regimes where it's a case of run or die.<br>
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Tinweevil

<p>1978 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/704">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1972 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/754">Spitfire IV</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1968 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/705">GT6 II</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1973 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/755">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
1980 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/864">Dolomite 1500HL</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>
39 anorak points on the Nicholas scale<br>
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[davepoth]

And of course...<br>
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Rolling 25-year tax exemption for classic cars.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Anybody realise if they'd left that in, every single dolomite would be tax exempt now?

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[dollybird72]

Tut-tut John! Left-wing indeed!<br>
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The terms left and right-wing originated from parliament in 18th century France when the aristocracy sat on the right and the commoners on the left. Though I maintain I am a princess and got mixed up at birth, I guess I am a commoner but I am not a 'Socialist' as the modern meaning of left-wing usually translates. I am probably more right-wing - with <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>the virtues of guarding what is good in life and conserving resources and wealth thoughtfully<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->.<br>
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I'm certainly not an activist of any description and am very much against violence: I will kick the cr*p out of anyone who says otherwise!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Dave: Tax free status for classic cars definitely - what about free insurance too?<br>
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Susie

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