Dear Agony Aunt

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dollybird72
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Dear Agony Aunt

#1 Post by dollybird72 » Tue May 09, 2006 1:41 pm

Dear Agony Aunt<br>
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I would be most grateful for any advice anyone could give on this matter of deep concern to me.<br>
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For sometime now I've suspected that my wife may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.<br>
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Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".<br>
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I always used keep an eye out for her taxi coming home but now she always walks up to the flat although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner.<br>
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The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.<br>
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Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth.<br>
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But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return.<br>
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It was whilst I crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.<br>
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Do you think I Should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? <br>
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<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... ybird72</A> at: 9/5/06 1:42 pm<br></i>

Jon Tilson
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Absolutely...

#2 Post by Jon Tilson » Tue May 09, 2006 2:03 pm

brilliant Suise G...<br>
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Did you make that up yourself?<br>
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Jonners

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dollybird72
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Re: Absolutely...

#3 Post by dollybird72 » Tue May 09, 2006 3:28 pm

No Jon, though funny things occur to me all the time.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I guess we could have tailored the joke to make the car a Dolly?

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george
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re .

#4 Post by george » Tue May 09, 2006 5:21 pm

very good ...defo a mans veiwpoint there

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