A Speeding Motorist

[SprintV8]

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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up.<br>
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As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.<br>
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"What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. <br>
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The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!" <br>
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"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" <br>
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"Have a nice night", said the officer.<br>
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