Familiar phrases and sayings

[2F45T4U]

"These seats are awesome, it's like a living room!" re Dolly back seats<br>
<br>
"These windows go up and down quick!" re Dolly windows only take about 3 turns to wind up or down<br>
<br>
"These doors shut easy!" re Ease of shutting Dolly doors<br>
<br>
"Goes well for an old car!" re Winding up anything from a mates Punto 55 to a 5 series BMW <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
"Wow these are awesome!" re Quarterlights <br>
<br>
"Get it sidewards" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
I'll add to the list when I can remember the rest <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
<br>
This car is legendary and in years to come people will remember me for the car!

<p></p><i></i>

[1300dolly]

my auntie used to have one of those metros<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
and three times in the last week ,my (insert friends name) had a toledo/ dolomite like that , (refering to the fwd)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
how many bhp? (complete with laughter)<br>
<br>
how much has it cost you so far? (the fwd)<br>
<br>
is it ever going to be done? (sarah talkng about the dolly 1300)<br>
<br>
dad, can i have a new phone/ shoes/ clothes/ electronc thing / money/ more money.<br>
<br>
J.<br>
<br>
<br>


<p></p><i></i>

[davepoth]

"Since I've worked here, I've been in hospital more than your car's been on the road".<br>
<br>
<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

<p></p><i></i>

[Jon Tilson]

"It'll only take me half an hour"<br>
<br>
"You cant park that scruffy old heap outside my house"<br>
<br>
"Its taxed...I'll park where I damn well like"<br>
<br>
"The bit you own stops at your front fence mate"<br>
<br>
"Look Officer, my taxes pay your wages so lets have some manners or I'll have you up before the chief constable"<br>
<br>
"Whats the point of a producer when you can get it all on the computer. Stop wasting my time"<br>
<br>


<p></p><i></i>

[Stan Part]

"How much?!!!" - Susan (wife).

<p></p><i></i>

[PurpleBargeKen]

"Stop buying things from ebay"<br>
<br>
"Stop buying things from Halfords"<br>
<br>
"Are you buying more stuff for that car"<br>
<br>
"Stop spending all this money"<br>
<br>
All of the above from Wifey (Rita).<br>
<br>
"It won't take me long to sort out"<br>
<br>
"Doesn't need a lot doing to it"<br>
<br>
"It didn't cost me anything anyway"<br>
<br>
"It'll be a nice car when it's finished"<br>
<br>
My usual responses<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
Ken

<p></p><i></i>

[Jod Clark]

Why do you drive about in that pile of shit?<br>
Are you too poor to afford a proper car?<br>
Scrap it!<br>
Its very blue isn't it? <br>
How fast were you going when you passed me this morning?<br>
Handles ok doesn't it?<br>
Only a 1300?! yeah, right.

<p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.towingandleisure.co.uk/images/bash.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></p><i></i>

[Dolly Bird]

I wish my wife/partner/girlfriend liked classic cars as much as you do<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> .

<p>Debs<br>
Custodian of "Molly the Dolly"<br>
</p><i></i>

[PurpleBargeKen]

Huh!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

<p></p><i></i>

[rich]

" DONT SLAM THE DOOR IT SHUTS ITSEL...BANG...F"<br>
<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
<br>


<p></p><i></i>

[algtj]

Can't believe were buying a house based on how much crap you can get on the drive.......<br>
<br>
<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<br>
Half of that crap is yours dear!<br>
<br>
<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

<p></p><i></i>

[alun n]

"What a massive t**t"<br>
<br>
:Jod Clark

<p></p><i></i>