Smifters three word thread

[SMIFTER]

I'm bored at work at the moment doing some tedious reports, so I thought I'd start off possibly the silliest thread ever!<br>
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This is going to be a conversation/story/total bollox about ANYTHING AT ALL!! <br>
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There is just one rule, you can only type three words to carry on the previous post.<br>
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I've seen it done before and it gets very very silly but quite funny.<br>
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I'll start with:-<br>
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The Triumph Dolomite......<br>
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[alun n]

...belonging to adam...

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[tinweevil]

... (yes <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>THAT</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> Adam) ...<br>


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[SMIFTER]

.......crashed into a.......

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[Jon Tilson]

daft old bat

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[mbellinger]

...reversing extremely dangerously....

<p>Martin<br>
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1968 Triumph 1300FWD<br>
1975 Triumph 1500TC Auto<br>
1989 Honda Civic 1300 Auto<br>
2006 Mondeo 2.0 Ghia X Auto<br>
2002 Renault Scenic<br>
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[Stan Part]

not his fault. . . . .

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[SMIFTER]

his cheese sandwich.......

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[David6214]

reminded him of

<p>1978 Yellow Sprint<br>
1979 Blue 1850 auto - surprise ebay win</p><i></i>

[Carsreunited]

that bloke from

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[SMIFTER]

rubber pants paradise

<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... SMIFTER</A> at: 14/7/06 3:50 pm<br></i>

[DOLLYDUDE]

and inflatable dolls

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[Jod Clark]

with square headlights

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[rich]

and massive tw*t

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[dollyboy]

...with a big...

<p>project orange - slow progress<br>
project black - coming on, could be sold...<br>
project white - pimp my tolly, next year!</p><i></i>