Freaky

[Stan Part]

This is a little worrying but entertaining, he will almost do anything you ask him to.<br>
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It cannot be live as two of us in the office are watching and he only does stuff that the person asked him to do - the other viewer doesn't see him do that command.<br>
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Enjoy it (I think). <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[Aberdeen Sprinter]

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Better one....

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[Stan Part]

Nah, prefer the chicken - he does nearly everything you ask and it appears to be real (we know better)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> .<br>
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Ask him to:<br>
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Dance like John Travolta/Saturday Night Fever<br>
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Hide<br>
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Trash the place<br>
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Walk like an Egyptian<br>
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Moon walk like Michael Jackson<br>
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Switch the lights off.<br>
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GREAT - this feeling of power!

<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... crome>Alan Crome</A> at: 29/9/06 12:10 pm<br></i>

[1300dolly]

ask the chicken to <br>
sew<br>
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knit<br>
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type a letter<br>
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stand upside down<br>
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ski<br>
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hotwire a motorbike...<br>
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not that clever is he?<br>
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J.<br>
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(ok not your normal everyday chicken type activities i know but he could at least try)

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[Stan Part]

Aww give his due, he does TRY and stand on his head if you ask him - it's not that bad.<br>
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Ask him to River dance<br>
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Have a fight with himself<br>
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Vomit<br>
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Lay on his back (finds that one difficult cos of his tail)<br>
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Shoot himself<br>
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He will <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>NOT</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> kill himself though which I did find a bit disapointing.

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[1300dolly]

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not yet been taught the funcky chicken dance<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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J.

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[redrichie]

Anyone asked him if he will "choke his chicken" ?<br>
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[edit] don't bother, you'll only be dissapointed.

<p>1981 Dolomite Sprint<br>
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1996 Golf VR6</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p206.ezboard.com/bthetriumphdolo ... drichie</A> at: 1/10/06 11:15 pm<br></i>