Warning!

[SMIFTER]

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I became a victim of the latest scam at a shopping centre.<br>
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This happened in the town centre and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:<br>
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Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the mall while you are placing your bags on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.<br>
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When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No", but beg you for a ride to another shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.<br>
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I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.<br>
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Be careful. <br>


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Featherweight 1974 Dolomite Sprint - Soon to be XE'd, NOS'd, Megasquirted and 5 linked Lash up to scare myself (and my wallet) senseless<br>
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2004 Smart Roadster (company car!!) - 698cc of turbo'd adrenaline fuelled rollerskate - destined to classic status thanks to Daimler Chrysler bean counters.<br>
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1997 Audi A4 2.6 to chill out after the above and fill with baby products.....<br>
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2005 Trek 1400 (ok its not a car but still fast) - <br>
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[1300dolly]

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I bet you forgot to tell mrs smifter. Where was this as im fed up with all those young, atractive,barely clothed student girlies getting on my bus offering me a favour so they dont have to pay the fare.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Justyn<br>


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