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Just got this email.<br>
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1-A time-warp classic = it’s old and bent in places<br>
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2-Nice leather interior = the slashed and crusty material on the seats was once part of a cow<br>
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3-Needs re-commissioning = every rubber item is perished, all the wiring is buggered and the pipes to the brakes have gone AWOL<br>
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4-Seldom as nice as this = you’ll go a long way before you find one as bad as this<br>
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5-Unfinished project = I’ve lost a lot of the bits and now I can’t be arsed<br>
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6-Needs TLC = wants crushing<br>
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7-Just needs welding for MoT = the underneath is like a lace doyley<br>
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8-An honest classic = it really is as bad as it looks<br>
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9-Light restoration needed = a shed<br>
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10-Just needs finishing = It’s nearly killed me and bankrupted me, let some other bugger suffer<br>
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11-Original condition = never been serviced in 40 years<br>
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12-A head turner = the noise makes everybody stare at you<br>
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13-A few rust bubbles = the remains of the paint is what’s holding it together<br>
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14-Minor bodywork needed = I hit a cow last week<br>
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15-Sold as Seen = I’m off!<br>
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16-The interior is like a gentlemen’s club = something died in here over the winter<br>
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