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The Number One Club for owners of Triumph's range of small saloons from the 1960s and 1970s.
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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:46 am 
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I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart. I bet they've never even seen one of his paintings.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:36 pm 
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People often ask me how i smuggle chocolate into the cinema? Well.. I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:06 am 
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My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face.

He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:47 am 
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I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really pi**ed off.

It keeps asking me, ‘Where do you want to go?'

So I click on the icon that says ‘Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.

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