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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted:Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:24 pm 
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My wife got angry with me because I kept slipping golf references into our conversations.
I soon putter in her place.

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Just been to a friends funeral. He died after getting hit on the head by a tennis ball. . . . . . It was a lovely service!

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I can’t quite believe I’ve been cured of my kleptomania. I have to keep pinching myself...

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted:Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:57 pm 
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The Scotsman was feeling a bit "crook" so he rang in to the boss at work and said weakly …

"Sorry I won't be in today , I have a wee cough "

His boss replied " You have a wee cough ! "

"Thank you very much" was the reply.

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The Scotsman was feeling a bit "crook" so he rang in to the boss at work and said weakly …

"Sorry I won't be in today , I have a wee cough "

His boss replied " You have a wee cough ! "

"Thank you very much" was the reply.

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There's a better (or at least more Scottish) version of that joke...

Ten cows standing in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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My mates uncle has just been run over by a boat in Venice.

I've sent My gondolences.

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