Off Topic

[1300dolly]

Its 5am, what d'ya mean you've broken down, what the hell would any sane person be doing up at 5am on a sunday, oh a group on stoners on their way home from a party.

[Modded Toledo]

I suppose it could be argued that my carefully catalogued collection of accessories might be more useful actually on the car...rather than on the spare bed...probably...

[Martian]

9 deadly words uttered by Women

[Spunkymonkey]

Massive oil leak (about 1 litre every 40 miles), that only happens when the engine is thoroughly warm and running above idle. That was fun to trace!

Seems I need a new oil pressure switch

[DoloWIGHTY]

My head seems to have got bigger.

I put my baseball cap on today (first time this year) and it was way too tight. Had to move it up another notch.

[1300dolly]

Im taking the big red bus through Southampton tomorrow for a wedding, the couple who support QPR asked for blue and white ribbons on the bus, the problem is the blue/white is also the colours of Southampton FC's arch rivals Portsmouth.luckily the Saints are playing away tomorrow.

[Martian]

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

[Pauldaf44]

Mixed news the new DAF reached its home but is refusing to start.

[Martian]

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

[Oli_88]

The latest viral ebay advert...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/220768216260#ht_10306wt_1025
The pictures are fantastic.

[1300dolly]

3 days to go and I will own 1300 again

[JPB]

How embarrassing is it when you go to a show and have to wait for someone to post pics on RetroRides because you've been a numpty and forgotten to take a camera along......



Other pics, some of them containing big V8 filth (Ron, shame you didn't make it, loads of us did though....) are visible In this RR thread, pages 11 & 12.

[1300dolly]

2 days to go.............

[Martian]

2 days to go.............

Foul! On topic I suspect....yellow card, 5 minutes in the sin bin if it happens again.

[Martian]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."