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[Oli_88]

I have just ridden 30 odd miles.
I am knackered.
I dislike being this unfit.

[Mad Mart]

Why do I want a Reliant Regal 21E in red? where can I find one? and how much are they worth? got to stop these stupid thoughts

You've been out in the sun too long.

FOUL!

[1300dolly]

Im bored, 9 hours done, another 7 to go, im going to wash my car and then go home!

[Oli_88]

Here we go again.
I think then next time I buy something that isn't as described I'm going to drive to them and personally insert it somewhere painful upon their person.

[1300dolly]

Tomorrow tomorrow, woohoo.

[Oli_88]

"I know, I'll rebuild the upper ball joint today, that'll be nice and easy"
After the dust cover fell to pieces in my fingers and the book of lies had no useful information in it whatsoever, replaced the dust cover with the one out of the kit and gave up.
Couldn't feel any play in it anyway when it was on the car.
Woohoo.

Fighting me every step of the way this car is. Almost like it wants to be cubed.

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[1300dolly]

Got it and she runs.

[Purplebargeken]

Note to self. After eating a handful of wasabi coated dried peas, DO NOT rub eyes under any circumstances.

[tinweevil]

8 weeks down, only one to go. Will the cats recognise me? Will the wife?

[Howard81]

Why is it that the most expensive car I own is the cheapest to insure, whereas the cheapest one is the most expensive?

[Spunkymonkey]

When the light turns green, you go.
When the light turns red, you stop.
But what do you do when the light turns blue,
with orange and lavender spots?

(Shel Silverstein)

[1300dolly]

I'm hiding from the sun in my big truck under a small tree. So far the sun hasn't found me.

[Spunkymonkey]

"Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest."
And the boy did.
And the tree was happy."

(from The Giving Tree)

[james_r_lucas]

Just wasted an hour cycling to and from Hampshire bolt and tool supplies, only to be told they don't sell imperial bolts.

[Pauldaf44]

Bruce you better not fail!!