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I detest Volvo V40 rear callipers. If I ever see another one again, it'll be too soon.

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Did you hear about the fella who was attacked by herd of sheep?
It was alright he was only grazed.
It was alright he was only grazed.
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year on and I still haven't found the OBD2 sync socket on my triumph.
Might stick one on thats not connected to anything to really confuse modern day "mechanics"
Might stick one on thats not connected to anything to really confuse modern day "mechanics"
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Gahhhhh!!!!! There is virtually no information online about reading sound cards using vb and converting vc++ examples is completely doing my head in at the moment! One measly FIFO buffer class has just taken 2 hours to remove all the blue squigglies from so it'll compile!
Only another 4 class files to go and I should be able to get samples from the soundcard into memory rather than writing them directly to a wave file, which is what everyone seems to think you really want to do. Then it's "just" a case of working out how to process and render them in real-time to get my scope leads working like I want
Only another 4 class files to go and I should be able to get samples from the soundcard into memory rather than writing them directly to a wave file, which is what everyone seems to think you really want to do. Then it's "just" a case of working out how to process and render them in real-time to get my scope leads working like I want

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Oh sugar plum fairies ive snapped one of the locking plates on Bruces wheel cylinders
anyone got a replacement set? PM me please

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I had a brain scan yesterday. It was really cool! They found a brain, luckily it wasn't leaking!
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I will not fill the Head Mods thread with Soviet Russia jokes.
Will. Not.
Won't.
Shouldn't.
Might...
Probably will.
Will. Not.
Won't.
Shouldn't.
Might...
Probably will.
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Where did I put that wiper motor? 

Sprintless for the first time in 35+ years.
... Still Sprintless.
Engines, Gearboxes, Overdrives etc. rebuilt. PM me.
2012 Porsche Boxster 981 S


Engines, Gearboxes, Overdrives etc. rebuilt. PM me.
2012 Porsche Boxster 981 S

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Grinding out yards of tile grout with a dremel, such fun 

1978 Pageant Sprint - the rustomite, 1972 Spitfire IV - sprintfire project, 1968 Valencia GT6 II - little Blue, 1980 Vermillion 1500HL - resting. 1974 Sienna 1500TC, Mrs Weevils big brown.
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Some 16-17 year old chucked a beer can in the road outside my house. I pulled the s##t up on it and made him pick it up.
It made me wonder...why do todays teenagers repeat every fecking thing they say about 30 times.
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I dough."
"Did I dough. "
"No I didn't dough."
"Twaaaaaaaa"
And what is it about spitting?????? p155 me off.
It made me wonder...why do todays teenagers repeat every fecking thing they say about 30 times.
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I do dat dough. "
"Did I dough."
"Did I dough. "
"No I didn't dough."
"Twaaaaaaaa"
And what is it about spitting?????? p155 me off.
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Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones decides to get rebellious during lunch at Lusty Glades Retirement Home.
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Wallpaper duty and the suns out.