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[tinweevil]

[on topic]Yes you must.[/on topic]

Another important and long planned day of car work ahead and what does it do? Chuck it down

[Spunkymonkey]

Next time someone tells you that a car is possessed and it'll never run reliably, suggest to them that they fish out the bit of cardboard some plonker had dropped in the petrol tank so it stops blocking the fuel line

[Purplebargeken]

Next time someone tries to suck through fuel, make sure that there is actually a fuel tank located on the vehicle

[Spunkymonkey]

Git.

[Spunkymonkey]

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another Daf runs
Another Daf runs
Another one bites the dust

[Purplebargeken]

hehehehehe!

[marty dolomite]

A moment of silence please for the legend known as the vectra died of sudden HGF (and other car related illnesses) .
RIP victor, 14/10/2001 - 20/09/2011

[Mad Mart]

Why is it when you write "Do Not Bend" on a parcel, Postie takes this as a challenge? Oh! yes it does.

[Oli_88]

Kid, just because you've done a week of an apprenticeship doesn't mean you know it all.
Don't put diesel anywhere near your petrol engined Punto, you bloody imbecile.

[1300dolly]

When I offer a part for free its up to you to contact me so you can collect, why the hell would i want to waste my time phoning you to find out when you are avalible to collect it?

[Purplebargeken]

Oh no, it's Sunday evening. I've spent the day inhaling Meguire's car products, I have money, ebay is up on the PC and I have an itchy trigger finger. Please help me!

[tinweevil]

AutoCAD. How on earth is something so utterly shite so widely used?

[Mad Mart]

AutoCAD. How on earth is something so utterly shite so widely used?

[on topic] Please don't slag it off, it's kept me in work for the last 20 odd years. [/on topic]

[Pauldaf44]

[still on topic sorry]

Probably for the same reason that windows is.

[marty dolomite]

The big Martyworld clear out begins today.................