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Pauldaf44
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Looks like the war will have to be cancelled there's no way the MODs budget will stretch to paying a clamp removal fee and we all know the law says you may not damage a clamp in order to remove it.
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Spunkymonkey
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Today was a victory for bacon.
1.1kg of back bacon that doesn't shrink to nothing when it's cooked for a fiver
1.1kg of back bacon that doesn't shrink to nothing when it's cooked for a fiver
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maximus
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On topic: That tag wont need adjusting the extra hour
Off topic: Bloody k series engines
Off topic: Bloody k series engines
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lazeruspete
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bittersweet weekend. 
:/
:/1980 Dolomite Sprint Track Day Car....KLJ 895W. now redtopiffied 
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Volkswagen Golf MK3 Gti....R301UUJ. RIP 22-5-13
Volkswagen Golf MK4 TDGTI 150 MM53VNT Sold 7-8-17
BMW 320d Coupe M-Sport YL08 XBZ with factory fitted Performance Pack - Sold 22/05/21
BMW 330d Touring M-Sport WN63 XPY - best daily ever
Proud TDC Member!
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Volkswagen Golf MK3 Gti....R301UUJ. RIP 22-5-13
Volkswagen Golf MK4 TDGTI 150 MM53VNT Sold 7-8-17
BMW 320d Coupe M-Sport YL08 XBZ with factory fitted Performance Pack - Sold 22/05/21
BMW 330d Touring M-Sport WN63 XPY - best daily ever
Proud TDC Member!
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Spunkymonkey
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Iain Duncan Smith throws a sheep in a swamp so Cameron can get good press for a change.
When questioned, Mr Duncan Smith said "The animal wasn't working, its food was being paid for by a hardworking taxpayer and it had room for 3 additional cows in its barn. Leaving it to sink or swim on its own was the only thing to do".
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-04- ... cue-sheep/
(with apologies to lazeruspete's avatar fro any distress caused)
When questioned, Mr Duncan Smith said "The animal wasn't working, its food was being paid for by a hardworking taxpayer and it had room for 3 additional cows in its barn. Leaving it to sink or swim on its own was the only thing to do".
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-04- ... cue-sheep/
(with apologies to lazeruspete's avatar fro any distress caused)
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Purplebargeken
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The sun is shining, I have a road leagl MGF in the garage and I finish work in 20 minutes. Result!!!!
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So, the "get it roadworthy" part of my automotive baptism of fire is complete.
Now the fun begins.
Now the fun begins.
1978 Twilight Purple Dolomite 1850HL The Lolomite.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Spunkymonkey
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Now with card payment facilities (as soon as the machine turns up anyway)
(as soon as the machine turns up anyway)
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I thought I had a big electrical problem on the old Ford, and as the norm with all things electrical, it would be a bugger to trace it. Relays, motors and as usual the multimeter will be involved..finally built up the patience to have a look..it turned out that the fuse had fallen out!
Ah, the relief!
Ah, the relief!
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Motorsport World, excellent customer service.
1978 Twilight Purple Dolomite 1850HL The Lolomite.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Spunkymonkey
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Our new Corporate Barclaycards arrived today - they must be on drugs!!! 
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MIG Wielder
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Good grief ! That horse I picked out at random in the company sweepstake came in first ! Aurora Encore or something ? But I never win anything.
That'll be biscuits all round on Monday then !
That'll be biscuits all round on Monday then !
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Spunkymonkey
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Getting so close - any day now we'll have a winner!
And the prize is............
to be revealed when the magic post number is posted
And the prize is............
to be revealed when the magic post number is posted
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2drToledo
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Heh, heh, heh...they DO fit after all!!! Now, how do you alter the camber on a live axle...?
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Purplebargeken
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Oh no, I'm getting automotive itchy feet. This does not bode well. Anyone fancy swappage with a Tolly?