Exactly what the stuck Defender owner said as I towed him off Brightlingsea beach earlier this year! Fair to say that my '98 Fourtrak is a tractor in car clothing, and here it is fishing (caught more than me) near the Sand of Sand, Fetlar (one of the Shetland isles), bit pretentious but it's the only picture I could find!
Current fleet: '75 Sprint, '73 1850, Daihatsu Fourtrak, Honda CG125, Yamaha Fazer 600, Shetland 570 (yes it's a boat!)
Past fleet: Triumph 2000, Lancia Beta Coupe, BL Mini Clubman, Austin Metro, Vauxhall Cavalier MK1 & MK2, Renault 18 D, Rover 216 GSI, Honda Accord (most expensive car purchase, hated, made out of magnetic metal as only car I've ever been crashed into...4 times), BMW 318, Golf GTi MK3 16v x 3