What's he on?...

[MaddMart]

Had to post this here, taken from the another forum, but did make me laugh.<br>
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Friend/relative of yours Adam??? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

<p>Martin<br>
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[george]

adams boot is hardly empty though welder, tools ,spare wheel,sweets and chocolate bars (those add weight but it takes a few days to get to the lower panels) and when he takes the rear seat out he fills it with engines !!!!<br>


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[LewisK]

Maybe he's trying to lower his centre of gravity <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[alun n]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice)<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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Could this be why the tiny chavs drive around with the front seats so far reclined so they can barely see over the wheel?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[alun n]

...err, just what were you doing browsing such a forum anyway Mart?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :| --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif ALT=":|"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[1300dolly]

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love it tyres at 38 psi!!! the words sideways , ditch , i hit an oil patch officer. come to mind.<br>
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But i am going to try putting the back seats down on my vectra. take out the fuel add some injector cleaner i might get a bhp increase of appox VAUX HALL.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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Justyn

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[mbellinger]

I'm still beating the carpet here from the respondent who comments that his sister used to have one of these and it didn't have enough poke to pull a jews foreskin back.<br>
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Absolutely marvellous. Thanks Martin, you have made my really crappy day bearable again.<br>
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We'll draw a veil over what on earth you were doing on here in the first place....

<p>Martin<br>
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1968 Triumph 1300FWD<br>
2002 BMW 320d<br>
2002 Renault Scenic<br>
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[MaddMart]

Don't forget to polish yer car first. (I think the Williams F1 polish is the fastest).<br>
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I wasn't browsing <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>that</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> forum Alun, someone put it on the S2K forum. The bit about lying the seats flat to reduce weight just cracked me up.

<p>Martin<br>
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[dollybird72]

I am surprised he didn't mention emptying his bowels before he drives it - to get rid of a few more pounds of crap!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[dollybird72]

Quote of mine from one of the other threads: -<br>
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<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>like riding a horse uphill; you have to lean forward to transfer the weight from the back to give the horse a helping hand. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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Maybe someone should suggest it to this fellow? Aerodynamically, it should surely help his CHAV car travel faster?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>


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[SprintMWU773V]

Anyone who does this to a Corsa is an idiot.<br>
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1) It's a rubbish car<br>
2) Should save his money and buy a better car<br>
3) Is wasting his money on Optimax as there is no knock sensor to adjust the timing!<br>
4) The tyre pressure quoted will in fact reduce grip as it will cause the tyre to run on the centre of the tyre and wear out quickly.<br>
5) This will also make the steering even nastier than it already is.<br>
6) Will significantly reduce resale value no matter how much you spend.<br>
7)Adding silly body kits will ADD weight!<br>
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Still I suppose having a small brain will save some weight and also the lighter wallet from all the mods will also save a 10th or none "On the track".<br>
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Anyone who has ever driven a Corsa 1.2 will realise it is slow no matter what you do to it.<br>
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Mark

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[tinweevil]

The bit that bothers me is that he goes by the name police_driver. I thought there was an IQ test to get in the police farce, if this brainiac passed the cutoff must be single digits.<br>
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Still lmao<br>
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Julian<br>


<p>1978 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/704">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> Blue, a bit tetley.<br>
1972 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/754">Spitfire IV</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> No name, in bits.<br>
1968 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/705">GT6 II</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> Little blue, nice!<br>
1973 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/755">Dolomite Sprint</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> VA41, seriously tetley.<br>
1980 <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.triumphowners.com/864">Dolomite 1500HL</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> Orange, current daily drive.</p><i></i>

[2F45T4U]

Oi Mart!<br>
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I thought my no non-sense approach to making my car faster was a good one... Put in a bigger engine <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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I also drive round with no more than £10 of petrol in my car but thats cos I'm a cheap skate... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[MaddMart]

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<p>Martin<br>
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[george]

cant be that intelligent who'd go up against criminals <br>
carrying weapons of 'unknown types' protected with bit of tree

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