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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:45 pm 
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Famous quote of the decade was when John Logie Baird invented the Television.

"At least it will stop people worrying about decorating and gardening."


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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:01 pm 
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The companies who make sanitising gel must be rubbing their hands together.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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The companies who make sanitising gel must be rubbing their hands together.
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You can't start a sentence with 'And'.

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The difference between knowing your sh#t and knowing you're sh#t.

Schedule: Pronounced "Shedule" not "Skedule"!


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:06 pm 
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After some bad financial advice, I lost all my savings investing in an Egyptian themed Housing Estate. Turned out to be one of those Pyramid Schemes.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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A bloke is visiting his mother in a mental hospital when in the same room he comes across a guy moving his arms around and making beeping noises.

"Excuse me", he asks him. "What on earth are you doing?"

"I'm driving my car!, says the guy excitedly. "Beep beep!"

"You nutbar, you're not in a car, you're in a mental hospital!"

A voice comes from the bed opposite. "Mate, shut the f*ck up will you, he's giving me twenty quid a day to wash it ."

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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Just had a wardrobe delivered by IKEA, not a single screw, bracket, dowel, nothing,


I thought f*ck me you couldn't make it up.

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 Post subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 5:26 pm 
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Don't worry about the likes of Google and Facebook having all your private data.

Your vacuum cleaner has been sweeping up the dirt on you for years !


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